I know its the humour forum but humour me Little known fact woodchucking was a real occupation on the Mississipi River where woodchuckers would throw wood onto the paddle steamers.. A good woodchucker could throw about 2.5 Pycosts onboard at a scheduled refuel stop. Further down river they used the older Dukways measure and a good woodchucker could manage about 4 Dukways. I wont go into detail cause it is the humour forum but If you want to know whats a Pycost or a Dukway just ask.
