There are many shorts remaining: "shorters are trapped and...

There are many shorts remaining: "shorters are trapped and desperate. They will soon be forced to cover their positions. The SP will rocket!'

There are few shorts remaining: "all the shortest have fled. They must know the SP is about to rocket! They are frightened!"

Both of these claims are obviously very wrong. The shorters have been merrily feasting on SGH all the way from $8. These last few skalliwags were the greedy dinner guests who overstayed their welcome. They've now picked the last pieces of meat off the bone (9c!!), polished off the last bottle of wine in the house, and staggered off ruddy-cheeked and with a bloated belly into the night