A retired couple, Susan and Bob, moved to Noosa Parklands
Bob always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Susan looked him over. 'No darl.'
Frustrated, Bob stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.
Again he asked Susan, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Susan looked up and exclaimed, 'Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way...'
Furious, Bob yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, DENISE? DO YOU?'.....
'No darl', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, IT'S HANGING DOWN...BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS BOOTS, THAT'S WHY IT'S HANGIN' DOWN!!'
Without changing her expression, Susan replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda bought a hat.'
