rabbi audit

A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the ATO,
excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders. Anxious for his
first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was
to audit a Rabbi. Looking over the books and taxes were pretty
straight forward, and the Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd
make his day interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes,"
answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?"
he
asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up
and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And
every now and then, they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied
the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had
a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way...

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we
actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have
enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now
and then, they send a box of matzo balls." "Oh," replied the auditor,
thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi," he went on,
"what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes,here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them
to the Australian Taxation Office (ATO)" "The ATO?," questioned the
auditor in disbelief. "Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi,

"the ATO. ...and about once a year, they send us a little pr!ck like you.