You may have Range Rocket Fever if you relate to the...

You may have Range Rocket Fever if you relate to the following:
1. Extreme personal mood changes and that towards Pete Landau and the Range Resource or even Red Emperor Boards – happy, sad, excited, anxious, hate, love, etc
2. Sleeping a lot more or less than usual, or at different times of day or night - dreams often involve rockets, phone numbers, billions of dollars and Perfect Pete or just prices and volumes
3. The time gaps between when the UK and OZ markets are open bring on depression, high anxiety and seem to never end.
3. Excessive checking of share price up to 1000 times a week on both the UK and OZ markets sometimes almost 24 x 7 from 9am EST through 4:30PM GMT
4. Changes in energy – unexpectedly and extremely tired or energetic and that is before the Red Bull and Vodkas pre open on both OZ and UK markets.
5. Pupils of the eyes seeming smaller or larger than usual but very difficult to self assess due to blury vision - your doctor prescribes sleeping pills or valium
6. Lying, stealing, raiding the kiddies piggy banks, and selling stuff on eBay just to raise funds to buy more shares
7. Financially unpredictable, perhaps having large positions at times or no positions and sometimes not really sure what position is really held
8. Strange virtual life with new and unusual friends, odd email and mobile phone conversations with randoms - you get paranoid that your brother in-laws mother is actually PistolPete or SmartInvestor
9. Repeated unexplained outings, often with a sense of urgency sometimes alcohol inspired sometimes just outer body experiences but always ending with checking the Range Resources share price
10. You close your eyes and all you see is a snapshot of the Range Resources share price and depth and can visually interchange between Comsec, Hotcopper, and other bulletin boards.