> Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his > father sat him down for a little fireside chat. > He says, "Let me tell you something. On my > wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took > off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here honey, > try these on.' She did and said, 'Well sweetie they 're a little > too big, and I can't wear them.' > > I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family > and I always will.' 'Ever since that > night we have never had any problems.' > > 'Hmmm,' says Jack. He thinks that might be a > good thing to try. On his honeymoon Jack takes > off his pants and says to Jill, 'Here babe, try > these on. > > She does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me.' Jack > says, '...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, > and I don't want you to ever forget that.' > Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, 'Here, > you try on mine.' He does and says, 'I can't even get into your > pants.' Jill says, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your f*****g > attitude, you never will. >
