Kamatie I would be delighted to take on the position of director...

Kamatie
I would be delighted to take on the position of director of entertainment. However you do need to realise that such an important task will most likely require a capital raising in order to fund the significant research that will need to be consumed in exotic places.

Bignote
There is a joining fee involved in becoming a member of the Elk club. That is buying the first round of drinks, but in your case seeing you only paid .25 you can shout the whole blo*dy night.
Cheers