Yp bro bro an de sistaladymons,Dis poor ol' Holymagimon be...

Yp bro bro an de sistaladymons,

Dis poor ol' Holymagimon be sittin in de bot wid de Mista Linkonmon an wes be goin to Austrialan to be ketchin dat baddy shakkyfisshy dat be ettin alls de Austriamons dat be goin swimmin.

Dat fisshy be de reals baddy fishyting an dis heres Holymagimon an de Mista Linkonmon be goin to be ketchin dat fishyting, an dat fishytings wivs, an dat fishytings chillen, an de granpoopiesmons an de granmammiesladymons an de frens an eberytings. Yo bro bro, wes be ketchin eberyting dat be eben movin in dat dere Bundibech, sellin eberyting to de jjeepnesemons whoms be ettin dat fishyting widouts de cookin.

Mista Linkonmon be readinde Invstmonrepot tos me an him be sayin dat dat be mos interestin. Mista Linkonmon be sayin dat it be impotent to be releasin dat allls dese colyseamygassys be needin twos tings to be makkin de mooneytings.

Fistly, dey be needin de gassy.

Den dey be needin de makit fo de gassytings. So iff de combamy be habbin de gassy an dere be no makit, dat combany be kaputyput.

Iff dat combany be habbin de makit buts not be habbin de gassyting, den de combany be asso kaputtyput.

Sos Mista linkonmon be sayin dat dis Gassymeat combany be habbin de bot ob dose tings.

Dis combany be habbin de provn rejebs likes wat dey be sayin in de pagey fiv ob repotting. Dat be de nicestest pictureting ob de gassy burnin in de Gorilla 11 wells in de pagey leven. mon, dat wellting be burnin mo den de bumting ob Ladymonmissy Issac abter it be ettin de bukit ob de hotty chillytings.

Dems be tellin in de pagey twelv dat nows dey be statin de hi proirty drillin. Dat be goodyting.

Asso in de pagey fiv, dem be sayin dat dey be habbin de makit fo de gassyting.

Dey be subblyin de Richmon Valy Statin wen dat be readys(pagey sventeen).

Dey be subblyin de sutern Quenlanmon wid de powers wen de Loinways piplines be doneded (pagey sisteen)

Asso dey be in de biggy toks wid de Brtishgassymons fo de sellin ob de 15 Petaljews to dem. Dat be mos intrestin, dat wat Mista linkonmon be tinkin.

Asso in de pagey titteen, dem be sayin dat dat kinkyfisha be habbin de likwids downs belows. Mabbe dis be jus de waterting, dat wat dis poor ol' Holymagimon be tinkin. Buts de combany be askin de qestin wedder dis mabbe be de condesate ors mabbe be de oilyting. dat be intrstin iffs dere be oilytings, an mabbe dere be de oilytings an mabbe dere be nots de oilyting..whos to be knoin, ah be askin yos, whos to be knowin?? Mabbe dis heres meatygassy becomin de oilycombany byes an byes.

Dis here poor ol' Holymagimon be writtin alls dis begos Mista Linkonmon be sik alls days. Hims bin vomittin de vomity an spewin de spewy, an ah be tellin alls de bro bros dat dat be de mos horrblestest site dat ah be eber seein.

Ah be hearin in de radioting dat dis vomitty an de speys ob Mista Linkonmon done be reachheded de Quenslan an de bitches done alls be turned blek in de Mutton Iland an de pengintings an de koolabertings an de doffintings alls be covereded wid de Mista Linkonmons goo. Ah be tellin hims nots to be killin dat abatross birdyting buts him no be lissenin, done killeded dat birdyting an done cookeded dat birdyting an done et dat birdyting. wat can ah be sayin wy him be doin dis.

Big piss ob de Lod on alls de bro bros an de sistaladymons, ah be leabin yo nows to be ketchin dat baddy shakfishy.