ready to crash?. watso's statement to the market your finance...

ready to crash?. watso's statement to the market your finance reporter - dermit the donkey, for poppy street news

the markets were awash with rumours, that watso was about to offload his two oz of gold bullion. the resulting chaos, ended up with gold down us$10, to us$524. people who bought gold, the previous day, were jumping from the tallest buldings, as the agony of the downturn, started to prey on peoples minds. faced with this, mindless, brainless activity, watso made the following statement

"watso categorically denies, that he has any intention of selling the family jewels - ie his extensive gold holdings"

questioned further about people jumping from the tallest buildings, and their subsequent fate -watso commented that if a certain man called lazerus, could be resserrected, then maybe others could as well. watso also asked if anybody jumping from 4 times square, may have pushed the lumacom sign down

calm has prevailed upon the gold makets, following watso statement