most of the OP clown's 15,215 posts have focussed on trashing meteorology and all disciplines of climate science and associated knowledge from a position of profound ignorance.
in terms of comprehension and understanding, the OP redefined abyss.
but what do we now find here.
OP clown has hung out his shingle and says is happy to explain the OP fairy tale.
sounds like remedial pseudoscience, or Pseudoscience: A Primer as a prerequisite to Foundational Pseudoscience 101.
points for chutzpah of course, maybe even the haircut and costume, but then slim pickings.
