Rebranding, page-34

Continuing on the silliness on a Sunday…

Here’s a set of lyrics from the AC/DC song TNT, adapted to parody TNG management’s current campaign to stay in power.

Instead of chanting oi, oi, oi I’ve replaced it with soi, soi, soi to reflect the “value proposition” that shares on issue will continue to dramatically rise under their watch!

(Sung to the tune of TNT)

[Intro]
Soi, soi, soi, soi
Soi, soi, soi, soi
Soi, soi, soi, soi
Soi, soi, soi, soi

[Verse]
PB found this great asset
And he called it TNG
But he’s out for all that he can get
If you know what I mean

Promises about FID
Darwin was meant to be the site
But he’s hiding behind secrecy, and begging GW
Don't you start no fight

[Chorus]
’Cause he’s T.N.G.
What shareholder rights?
T.N.G. don’t worry she’ll be right..
T.N.G. He won’t pay back the loan
T.N.G. watch the SOI explode!

We’ve waited for FEED
had COVID in between
The saviour is TIVAN

”But the EPA was public enemy number one”
“Why can’t holders understand?”

”So vote for me holders, Grant isn’t right”

“I know this bloke called norm, with the deal of your life”

“I’m the right man, the rest of you are clowns
So don't you mess me 'round”

[Chorus]
'Cause I’m T.N.G.
What shareholder rights?
T.N.G. don’t worry she’ll be right..
T.N.G. I won’t pay back the loan
T.N.G. watch the SOI explode!

[Outro]
T.N.G. soi, soi, soi
T.N.G. soi, soi, soi
T.N.G. soi, soi, soi
T.N.G. soi, soi, soi