they have offered to put her in some stocks in front of the Opera House so we can all throw rotten fruit at her but the only problem was the local Council refused as she is so butt ugly that she would have scared the tourists away so instead they have chained her in a office with no phone, computer and a book called "how to confirm the facts". The door is deadlocked until she has read it and can quote verbatim so we may not see her for some time
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