A mother goes to town to register for CentreLink. "How many children?" asks the assessor. "10," replies the Collingwood mother. "10?" says the council worker. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne andWayne." "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Nah," says the mother."Its great, because if they are out playing in the street I just have toshout, 'WAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY' or 'WAYNE, GO TO BED NOW' and they all doit." "What if you want to speak to oneindividually?" says the perturbed CentreLink worker. "That's easy," says the mother, "I just use their surnames."
