Flash, that should be in Roger's Profanisaurus. An hilarious satiric version of the dictionary. An example or 2 :
Roger's Profanisaurus A aardvark v. US To shag; bonk; go horizontal jogging. a bit n. Some of the other (qv), but not necessarily an entire portion (qv). acorn n. That little bell end(qv) from which tall oaks grow... when you get wood (qv). Admiral Browning n. Chocolate log; that which sinks the Bismarck (qv). afterburner n. Of farts and farting, a pyroflatulatory anal announcement; blue streak (qv). aim Archie at the Armitage euph. Urinate. Also point Percy at the porcelain. air bags n. Breasts. air biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. Floating body of trouser gas. As in “Could you open a window. I think somebody has launched an air biscuit”.
belly flopper n. A clumsy brown trout (qv) whose graceless entry into the water causes splashing of the arse.
