rent

A businessman met this beautiful girl, & agreed to spend the night,
with her, for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left,
he told her that he did not have any cash with him,
but he'd have his secretary write a check & mail it to her,
calling the payment 'RENT for APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event hadn't been worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a check for $250,
and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam :-

Enclosed find a check for $250 ..
for rent of your apartment.I am not sending
the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place,
I was under the impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; &
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel at home.

However, I found out that:

#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note ..
the girl immediately returned the check for $250,
with the following note:

'Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame the management...
So, Please send the rent in full, or ....
we'll be forced to contact your present Landlady ....