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mmm... it appears that Grasshopper Slappi is being deceitful. Unfortunately, this is often the case, that young, inexperienced Grasshoppers tell lies when confronted with a reality they find unsettling...

Still, we should not punish him...in time Grasshopper Slappi will learn from his mistakes, however, I fear that the rent he will be paying by then, may be well over $1,000 per week.