Report : APCL Farm out to TOTAL, page-76

Dis is Afrika Doctah said his excellency and most holy person - Jackson (recently anointed lord mayor of Princetown, advisor to the holy see and chair of the UN's committee on principles in business behaviour in the third world).

But notwitstandin al da soverereignity riskity he roared, where be dat growth dividideeand dat ya b promise an al da res fra dat FARtie ting. Al i see b my ayercurs a land ready fo da cultiveeation b evaporeeatin (an da MareeyJane stockitys heading cloud wards in da meeeantime). An dem Copppity Woodsiditey pirates be robbin da chilluns like a yardie boy navigeeatin roun da coas a Somalia.

Patience your excellency and holiness I replied. Da good green ting (I involuntarily lapsed into da patois) b havin da greeat day in da son but da oily ting be close behin an catchin like da herd a da stampedin leffents en day now.

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How can two parties profess to own the same thing at the same time?
Strange days.