i love the fact Joanna hasn't actually set foot in Australia in...

i love the fact Joanna hasn't actually set foot in Australia in over a year! That's gold
CEO of an ASX listed company - brilliant.

She will be laughing telling this story to her model mates

"couldn't raise in San Fran, got some suckers in Australia to buy into a cygnet pump and dump back door listing, managed to even blag a big fund to invest 45m at $4.5, got my dad out with a few mil, same for me, loads of muppet Aussie mums and dads gave me their cash, thanks - create FA value for anybody other than me family - all on a sh*te idea".

It it wasn't so desperate it would be funny