Monday morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for a walk around a waterfront pathway. I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the seawall towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing.
He shouted "Allah be praised!” Death to Infidels!,” when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying. I knew that if he didn't get help quickly he would drown.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to give help to those in distress, I contacted the Police, Water Police, ASIO, Federal Police and Fire Brigade.
It is now 11:00 AM Tuesday. The terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded
