Seems a bit inconvenient to be resurrected during a funeral...

Seems a bit inconvenient to be resurrected during a funeral procession?

That reminds me a joke in which Muslim, Christian and Jewish leaders were discussing what they would like to be said at their funerals. The Muslim and Christian Leaders both said they would like people to say how well they served their respective religions and communities.
The Jewish leader, always the practical one said nothing.
Eventually, they get a response from the Jewish leader.
What he would like people to say at his funeral: Look, he moved.