On the topic of sexy sneaky maids, reminds me of this one. Been posted a few times before, but worthy of a repeat IMO.
"Morning Ma'am. I been thinking and I thinking I deserves a pay raise." "Oh, Maria, Maria, exactly why do you think you deserve a raise..." "Well, I Irons clothes better than you does." "And who told you that?" "Yor husband, he tell me. And I cooks better than you too." "I see. Did my husband tell you that too, did he?" "Yes Ma'am. And I better in bed than you is." "Well, and I suppose my husband told you that too, you little slut!" "No Ma'am. The gardener, he tell me that one." "Oh did he now. And how much did you say you wanted?"
