What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
How does a butcher introduce his wife?
Meat Pattie
What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a man in a swimming pool with no arms and no legs?
Bob
What do you call a man with rabbits up his bum?
Warren
What do you call a woman leaning on a shovel?
Eileen
What do you call the same woman after she has dropped the shovel?
Noelene
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
ridiculous riddles
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