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For her:
What do you have when you have two balls in your hands?
A man's undivided attention.
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
For him:
What's the difference between a wife and a job.
After 5 years, the job still sucks.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A mute nymphomanic 18 year old girlfriend.
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