For her:What do you have when you have two balls in your hands?...

For her:

What do you have when you have two balls in your hands?
A man's undivided attention.

What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

For him:

What's the difference between a wife and a job.
After 5 years, the job still sucks.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A mute nymphomanic 18 year old girlfriend.