This could relate to the photos.Disclaimer: No I don't know...

This could relate to the photos.

Disclaimer: No I don't know Craig



Craig buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are
getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
Craig doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet
how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and
will, instead, lay down and wallow in grass when they are
pregnant. Craig then hangs up the phone and gives it some
thought. He comes to the conclusion that this thing called
artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the
sheep. So, he loads the sheep in his truck, drives them out
into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and
by this time being slightly exhausted decides to go go to bed.

Next morning, he awakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing
that they are all just still standing around, he deduces that the
first try didn't take, and loads all of them into the truck again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for
good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing
around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load
them up and drive them out to the woods. Craig spends all
that day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls
listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed
to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to have a look out the
window and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass.

No," she says, "they are all in the truck and one of them is
honking the horn."