romance at its best

  1. GamblerK
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    08/04/13
    08:48
    Post #: 11614079
    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a
    text..............

    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
    smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a
    sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. love you."



    His text response......"In the toilet having a crap, please advise."
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