At least he ain't in there for 1000 years.
Back in Texas in the late 70's a triple murderer was on trial. He looked a mess, full of self pity. When the jury reached a guilty verdict, the judge asked the jury what is your recommended sentencing, the jury responded 2700 years of hard labour.
The judge took pity on the young man, the judge hollered out at the young man, "Stand up!" and then said, "I know you are young and foolish and guilty as hell, but I believe the jury is being too harsh on you with their sentence, so I am going to reduce your sentence by ......................." the good judge took his time while he looked at the young man's facial expression, the young man seemed relieved somewhat and then the judge said out loud, "Son I hereby reduce your sentence by 1700 years, you should count yourself damn lucky."
