ronnie barker masterpiece

Originally posted by jaw ↑

re:not a ronnie barker masterpiece Sorry
but it was discussed here at the time of his death
Ronnie did a tamer version the original was from an american

Rindercella
(As told by Archie Campbell)

Once upon a time in a corn foundry there lived a geautiful birl and her name
was Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad
blisters. Also in this same corn foundry there lived a pransome hince, and
this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people
for riles amound especially the pich reople. Now Rindercella's mugly other
and her two sad blisters went to town to buy some dancy fesses for the
bancy fall, but Rindercella couldn't go cause all she had to wear were some
old ruddy dags. Finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella
couldn't go so she just crank down and shried. And she was sitting there
shrieing when all of the sudden there appeared before her, her gay
mudfather and he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared
before her a kig bulch and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall,
and he said -- "Rindercella, be sure and be home before midnight or I'll
purn you into a tumpkin!" Wh
and Rindercella spaced down the rairs and just as she beached the rottom
she slopped her dripper! The next day this pransome hince went all over
this corn foundry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
They finally came to Rindercella's house, and he tried it on the mugly other
and it fidn't dit. Then he tried lt on the two sisty uglers and it fidn't dit an
d
then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit! It was exactly the sight rize!
And so they were married and lived heavenly after happily. Now the storal
of the mory is: if you go to a bancy fall and you want a pransome hince to
lell in fove with you -- don't forget to slop your dripper!

BX
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Rindercella Part 2

“Shait..” Wouted the Prandsome Hince “Won’t do want to cook my sock?”
Gut Rindercella had Rhonda whey..
Now the Prandsome Hince was a fart smeller….
And lavelled all hoover his tingdom, fearching sure the gootiful burl who was show should at giving him derections.
Lat fast he derived at the tassle where Rindercella and the two fugly stepshitters all fibbed..
Mary Hinge foss worst to slide on the slash gripper, …fit was tooth white. “Mugger bee” sea shed
Betty Swallox slide on the slash gripper vexed…..low nuck…” Bucking fastard” she pouted, showing the slash gripper across the womb in anchor, tear it fattered into a pounsett thesis..
“You working thanker” shed the Prandsome Hince. and lot up to grieve.
Doesn’tly he spired the boast footiful pearl through a hopen raw. Wit hoss Rindercella honour bag frake. (smoking mime).
The prandsome Hinces sock immediately smelled up, and knee who he fad hound his loo truv.
He shook her in his charms, harried her crack… to piss halace and boo her on the thread, and bagged her shanes out.
….and lay fibbed crappily heather laughter.
Fee henned

heres a funny Kiwi version

http://www.matthewgoldman.com/spoon/audio/rindercella.mp3

here is the original
performed and written by Archie Campbell
I think he was of He Haw Fame

hope it works be patient

re:not a ronnie barker masterpiece Sorrybut it was discussed...