A man goes to a bar, orders a triple scotch, gulps it straight down and immediately orders another.
The barman enquires if he's had a rough day, and the man replies that he came home early from work to find his wife and his best friend making wild love on the lounge room floor.
The barman says: "Ouch! What did you say to your wife ? "
The man replies: "I told her she had 15 minutes to pack her bags and get out of the house and I never wanted to see her again!"
The Barman says: "Fair enough. And what did you say to your best friend? "
