A young crab had the hots for a beautiful female lobster and wanted to take her to the the "ocean prom".The lobster girls father would have none of it saying " no daughter of mine will be going out with a creature that walks sideways!" On the night of the prom the crab went to a bar and got completely sh*t faced and decided to make a stand.He made his way to the prom and arrived just as his sweetheart was on stage to be presented.The room went quiet as everyone turned to see him at the doorway and he walked STRAIGHT up to the stage and looked little miss lobster right in the eye and said "Geez I'm p*ssed">
