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21/06/14
10:15
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Kevin 747 was once a household name
He really enjoyed his brush with fame
He always had the TV crew film him leaving church
In this they never left him in the lurch
But in private he had a dreadful potty mouth
And all this helped the voters send him south
He was solely responsible for starting the Christmas Island Regatta
He didn't think 50000 boat people would really matter
And in fiscal matters he was a clown
Spending billions with great renown
He used to say 'I've got to zip'
My god he gave most intelligent voters the pip.
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