In the vast expanse of cyberspace's domain, Where trolls and troublemakers often reign, There lies a service, tried and true, To bid these nuisances adieu.
When trolls in chat forums roam free, And disrupt the peace with glee, Call upon Tim's expert hand, To restore the order, to the land.
"Tim's Terminating Troll Services," they say, With guaranteed results, come what may. Pointless responses, Tim shall wield, To make the trolls retreat or yield.
With each troll encounter Tim will face, He'll swiftly put them in their place. Driving them off, without delay, Destroying the forum along the way.
So fear not, troubled souls, in need, For Tim surely will succeed. In vanquishing trolls, he is the best, Though many may view him as a pest.
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