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    That's a euphemism for assassinating and poisoning the opposition rivals. Democracy and voting is what the Russians and Chinese use to describe the mysterious falls out of high buildings and personality disorders that afflict their prominent figures.

    Must be all the green potatoes grown around the Yangtze - it's one hell of an intoxicant.

 
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