tangs wakes up Monday morning , takes a ssaty, makes toast and...

tangs wakes up Monday morning , takes a ssaty, makes toast and has a cup of coffee
gets dressed goes out to his scooter rides down the driveway and gets hit by an out of control garbage truck

at the same time, his pregnant neighbour 3 doors down gets out of bed, has cereal, a glass of OJ , goes out to her car and reverses down the driveway and hears a bang crunch, looks up and sees tangs under the garbage truck , Oh dear.

Some years later and a few “elections” , her daughter is elected as the prime minister of Ukraine

a but for a couple of seconds!!!!

if tangs had sat down and had a layno instead of just a ssaty , he would have just got on his scooter and seen the out of control garbage truck go by and crash into his neighbours car injuring the pregnant mum who consequently loses her unborn child.

Some years later and a few elections someone else becomes prime minister of Ukraine