Hmmm! You are actually getting a bit upset there. Take a deep...

Hmmm! You are actually getting a bit upset there. Take a deep breath and count to 10.

There - all fixed.

Now, I have neither the time nor the inclination to teach you English.

Given you are hiding underground in Kiev, I respectfully suggest you go and find an English language teacher in Kiev to give you a hand and explain it all to you.

That way you will acquire some skills in the process.