You are getting desperate, stop guzzling Bojo jungle juice. Try...

You are getting desperate, stop guzzling Bojo jungle juice. Try chicken tikka before that gets taken off the menu.

You should know that if Mr. Kim seeks Putin's help you need to shove your nostrils up Zelensky's bum for fresh air.

Ukraine is finished, we can only guess how how many pieces are left to call home before her western neighbours also want a piece of her A.