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Originally posted by NoImSpartacus: ↑

I GOT A JOKE

An announcement by Putin's office states that the next day Putin will be giving a performance at the Port of Sochi and all domestic and foreign Journalists are invited to cover the event.

Next day the Port is packed with journalists from all over the world. Eventually, a stretch limo arrives from which Putin gets out making his way towards the edge of the pier.

When he arrives at the edge Putin steps out onto the water and miraculously walks about as if on solid ground. He walks on the water for over 20 minutes and then returns to shore, hops back into the limo and then drives off.

The next day the headlines in the British press read: Putin Can't Swim!

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