Stoltenberg convenes a Ukraine-NATO Council meeting on August 28...

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    Stoltenberg convenes a Ukraine-NATO Council meeting on August 28 at Ukraine's request — The Guardian

    Here’s how it will go down most likely.

    Zelensky: Can you deploy troops to the border with Belarus?
    NATO: No.

    Zelensky: Start shooting down missiles!
    NATO: No.

    Zelensky: Give us permission for strikes, I swear Putin won't respond!
    NATO: We can't. Right now, we have a guy with dementia in charge, and it's unclear who will take over after that. Let's wait until November. For now, the Finns will help.
    Zelensky: But they don't have long-range capabilities.
    NATO: That's all we can do for now.

    Zelensky: My front is collapsing near Pokrovsk, send troops!
    NATO: Why did you go into Kursk? We'll send you excavators to dig a new line.
    Zelensky: The whole world will see that you can't do anything.
    NATO: Alright, take a Patriot and a couple of F-16s, and don't forget to say it's a powerful package.
 
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