there is a lot of rubbish in your post (you piled rubbish on top...

there is a lot of rubbish in your post (you piled rubbish on top or rubbish on top of more rubbish, which is what you usually do) but this line is probably the most ridiculous

" I would suggest the only chance of that would be if some poor bugger was silly enough to visit Russia and was conscripted "

care to give any examples or some evidence of this? i would suggest you are imagining things.

stick to facts bro. imaginary anti russian fairy tales make you look stupid.the world has moved on since 2 years ago when naive muppets believed in fairy tales like "ruzz are running out of missiles" "ruzz are running out of artillery", "ruzz are running out of men", "ruzz meatwave attacks blah blah blah"
my personal favourite - "the ruzzianz are trapped, deadly blow to ruzz army".

you people dont like facts do ya? one sorry az hate filledd world you people live in