-a lazy half dozen US tactical Nukes to take out the Kremlin, St Petersburg and for good measure, Putin (must be F16 compatible) -an ongoing $half a trillion P/A from the USA to keep the Ukraine afloat -Instant induction into NATO -Instant induction into the EC which will immediately take all Ukrainians out of poverty (Oligarchs will get most of the US $half trillion) -acces to the US market for his TV station (he needs the income) -regular stand-up comedy gigs in Washington.(comic relief ....and a Logie in the offing )
