Why is arguing with fools like playing chess with a pigeon? Because it doesn't matter how masterfully tutored you've been in the theory, how sound your critical thinking and strategy may be, or how good you are at the game in general, the pigeon is always going to knock over the chess pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it won anyway.So, when invited to argue with a fool - and let's be honest, we all have someone in mind right now - you must first consider your opponent. When have they ever demonstrated an iota of sound, logical, reasoned thought? When have they ever persuaded you (or anyone else for that matter) around to their way of thinking with a well considered rationale, rather that resorting to slogans and appealing to emotions via regurgitated propaganda? Do they live their life in high respect, integrity and honour? Do they spell things properly? Or are they cantankerous, combative, illiterate and difficult by nature? Your answer to that last question tells you whether you're dealing with a pigeon or not.
