Or you could do it by.... Putting your tongue down the pants of...

Or you could do it by.... Putting your tongue down the pants of the local councilor then get them to force draconian laws on your street owners. Once they get agitated you bring in the police to quell the unrest and evict them. Put your mates in for free and call it Trousersville. Downside is your tongue will need to be busy to maintain your position.