“...stated that, while he had been promiscuous in the past, all...

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    “...stated that, while he had been promiscuous in the past, all sexual encounters he had were consensual.



    That sounds like my neighbour’s Border Leicester Ram.

    Just for identification purposes in the “police lineup”, they have a big boofy head and nose.

    Anyway, many moons ago at shearing time, my father and I Ieft a mob of merino ewes (about 1,100 of the untouched maidens) on a Saturday afternoon in a paddock adjacent to our shearing shed.

    Shedding up on Sunday afternoon/evening and we come across my neighbour’s ram (let’s give him a name, we’ll now call him Russell).

    So five months later we have 230 odd little Russells appear with their distinctive “Russell” face and features.

    Promiscuous? It makes a night on the tiles with Shane Warne look pretty tame.
 
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