Ryan lives with his granny and has been a lonely child. Never having been allowed to socialise, Ryan doesn't know much about the opposite sex.
On his 18th birthday his granny let's him go to the pub for the first time. Before he leaves his granny tells him that "you will probably meet girls tonight, but whatever you do don't put your hand up their skirts!"
Ryan looked puzzled. "Why granny?"
"Because there's teeth up there and you'll get your hand bitten off!"
So Ryan goes off to the pub and after a few drinks he gets chatting to some girls! He gets very friendly with a flirty girl named Susan. Susan invites him round the back of the pub. After some heavy petting Susan tries to force Ryan's hand up her skirt. Ryan screams and pulls away.
"What's wrong?" Susan asks.
Ryan explains that he's never been with a girl and his granny has told him that there are teeth down there and he doesn't want to lose his hand!
Susan laughs and tells him not to worry and she doesn't have any teeth down there. She asks Ryan if he would like a look?
Ryan was dying for a look. He gets down on his knees and looks up her skirt. With extreme interest he examines her.
After a good minute Susan ask's "well!!! Have you found any teeth?"
Ryan replies worriedly "no! But no wonder! Have you seen the state of your gums?"
