> > _____ > >TWO NUNS > > > >There were two nuns... > >One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , > >and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . > >It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. > >SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for >the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. > >SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. > >SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes >at the most! What can we do? > >SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. > >SM: It's not working. > >SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only >logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. > >SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. > >SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and >I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. > >So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. > >Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is >worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. > >Then Sister Logical arrives. > >SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! >Tell me what happened! > >SL: The only logical thing happened. >The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me > >SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then? > >SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run >as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. > >SM: And? > >SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me > >SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? > >SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. > >SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? > >SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. > > > >SM: Oh, no! What happened then? > >SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? >A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. > >And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, > >I'll pray for your Filthy minds
