An Israeli doctor says; “in Israel, medicine is so advanced thatwe cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he waslooking for work”.
The German doctor says;” That’s nothing, in Germany we took apart of a man’s brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he was looking forwork”.
The Russian doctor says; “Gentlemen, we took half a heart from aman, put it in another man’s chest, and in 2 weeks he was looking for work”.
The Australian doctor laughs; “You are all behind us. We took aman with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him PrimeMinister . Now, the whole country islooking for work!”
