I wasn't sure about whether this should be posted under humourous.
Saddam won 99.96 percent in a first referendum in 1995. Officials have said privately they wanted an even higher percentage this time, with some hoping for a perfect 100 percent "Yes" result.
========================================== You really got to wonder about this "Crony".
I think the Ballot Paper may have looked something like this.
Should Saddam be re-elected for a further 7yrs???
IF "YES", How many toes should we cut of for the ones that said "No"?
11 toes (obviously Saddam's vote, He still can't count) 10 or less ( remainder)
