"Clark's Rock Chip Samples for Hire" roflShould be plenty of...

"Clark's Rock Chip Samples for Hire" rofl
Should be plenty of demand for this service.

(RWE Aust Business News) - With a bit of luck and careful marketing the Fantasy Infrastructure Group of Companies (FIG) could end up turning a profit this year releasing the CEO and 50% stakeholder Clark Kent, (with his mum controlling the other 50%), from his trolley collection duties at his local Woolworths supermarket.
CK was quoted as saying he "wants to bring the ideas he gleaned from packing shelves and stacking trolleys and build the ultimate fantasy company. I've been dreaming of the day when I can just walk past a trolley in the carpark and not have wrestle it back to the trolley bay"

Stock recommendation:
We feel that this company is going nowhere fast and as the CEO would not buy it himself until it reaches the ASX 200 if it wasn't his baby then we will just have to follow his lead.