for a pick of the board...born between 1940-1960 i have been...

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born between 1940-1960 i have been involved in a range of fledgling technologies many of which never got anywhere.

my current role at a number of micro-cap asx listed companies means i never devote enough time to any of them.

my mates reckon i am great because i get them priority share allocations at deeply discounted prices to market with no escrow provisions..and when it looks like those companies are going broke i get another group of WA mates to stump up more bucks for shares.

(My brokers at Findlays love me 'cos I pay them 10% placement fees even thoguh I know exactly who is going to take the shares).

i used to own a medical procedure lending company but when it turned out I couldnt raise equity to fund the business i let it run into the ground. i am now selling off my loan book assets every month just to pay the bills in my other businesses.

i have a water technology system that is absolutely brilliant and is being tested at major australian companies however instead of putting more money towards this area of research I am trying to compete with google.

the water guys in my company give me a hard time because i dont give them any love, but my first love has always been technology.

I keep putting out cashflow reports which have NEVER been met, and tell sharehodlers these are done at the ASX's request. however I stop releasing cash flows when it looks like we arent going to have any. (and put them back in when things look like they are turning around).

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