re:thats it "oms" im leaving you jokes from ancient...

re:thats it "oms" im leaving you jokes from ancient china



Impatience

An impatient man once passed a snack bar, and said loudly, "Why haven't the noodles been served yet?"

A waiter came up in a hurry, and put a bowl of noodles on the table. "Take it quickly!" the waiter said. Just as the man began eating, the waiter took away his bowl and said, "I'm sorry. It's time to clean the bowl now, sir."

Returning home, the man said to his wife in a rage, "Today the waiter nearly made me die with anger!"

Hearing that, the wife started to pack her luggage at once and said, "Hurry up and die. I want to get remarried."

The woman got married overnight. The wedding night had just passed, and her new husband divorced her, spitefully saying, "You haven't give birth to a son yet, so I'm divorcing you now."



one of those days OMS
fortunately I havent missed a trade today
though this could cost someone dearly, If the phones were also backlogged